But then as I was going through them, I realized something. Sure, a few of them were out of date. But the majority were current. Therefore, I can default blame to the people at Yellow Book. They are the ones with obsessive compulsive phone book making disorder. Total OCD people, go take some Paxil! So hooray, I'm off the hook! I'm not really a hoarder after all.
Well, then I found these:
SIXTEEN waterbottles (and six never-used koozies)
Well, at least I'm willing to get rid of my stuff. Ever read Ghosty Men? Now those brothers...they were some professional hoarders!