Reid! Wake up, Reid, I heard there was a big green thing in the living room!
Cort, this isn't like the time you tried to tell me UFOs were landing, is it?
No, come on Reid, come see!
So the twins, they pointed and they said, "DUM! DUM, DUM, DUM!!"
Yes, the big green thing was very exciting.
Even if Mommy would only put 1/20th of her ornaments on this year. Just call me The Grinch.
Even a bare green thing is magical.
Cort, I love this green thing! And this stuffed dog. DOG! DOG!
So Reid, now everyday our job is to take off everyone of these ornaments. Just as soon as Mom gets them up on the tree. Also, we should carry them all over the house and hide them in random places. That way, when they're found under the bed next July, we can enjoy Christmas all over again.