Foghorn has been sitting on a golf ball for 2 weeks now. She's broody.
When chickens get broody, they sit on the nest most of the time. They stop socializing. They just kind of hunker down, ready to hatch a baby.
In this case, Foghorn is also not laying any new eggs. When I try to check, she makes funny aggressive noises. I check anyhow, and so far she hasn't pecked me.
Now I'll tell you, I am the first to admit that I know virtually nothing about golf.
But I'm pretty sure that ball isn't going to hatch.