Because today temps will soar to a record 387*F for the high.
That's after a low of 29*.
Note Tuesday's forecasted temps:
The normal high this time of year is around 45*, and the record is a mere 74*. Better head to the store to get your sunscreen before the masses get the same ideas. Walmart could be extra crazy today! If you need me, I'll be outside frying eggs and bacon on the sidewalk.