Cort says, "No, those are my cows."
Me: "Cort, maybe we can share the cows."
Cort: "Okay, but mine are spy cows."
Me: "Mine are spy cows too. My cow wears special spy glasses that lets him see far through the woods."
Cort: "My cow wears spy glasses too. He can swim and jump over this car."
Cort: "Yeah, my cow wears a spy vest full of spy equipment. He can swim and do karate moves. My cow can jump over skyscrapers."
(Insert giggles from Cort).
Me: "Wow, Cort. Your cows are way cooler than mine."
Readers, seen any cool cows lately?
Cort and Reid, doing the hay bike maze at GoFest.