Wanted: Band Member
Must be willing to practice days, but not in the hours of 9-10:30 and or 2:00-4:00 (naptime).
Must have black Bob Marley shirt for band attire.
Prefer avid jaw harpist, but other instruments will be considered.
Must be between the ages of 6 and 24 months.
Must be willing to show brotherly love.
Must be flexible about which instrument you play, in case other band member decides to steal it.
Girls need not apply.
BYOP (Bring your own Gerber Puffs).