Oh dear. It's been a monstrous event here. I sent Pierce to school with a monster in his lunch box. I told him to be very careful in opening it, and to eat it quickly, before it had time to bite him.
As if the monster weren't insult enough (just look at that disgruntled face) you may also notice that there is an eight eyed, eight legged spider with huge fangs (made from an orange - which you can't really tell in the picture). I tried to make up for all these evil lunchbox invaders by a heart shaped homemade cheese danish (those are pecans on top) and some docile barbecued corn nuts.