Well, not really. But I will say that two and a half years ago I wrote this post about how to clean up dog vomit and it still gets a lot of hits on Google. We were having a really good streak in which our border collie, Scooter, hadn't barfed in the house since I wrote that post. But hunting season started a few weeks ago, and Scooter gets really neurotic during hunting season.
Happily, I was away at a craft fair when I got the text, "Just sprayed off the living room rug in the driveway. Scooter laid out a HUGE barf." Boy was I glad I was gone for that one.
Let me show you Paul's ingenious method for cleaning the rug though. He used one of our chicken tractors that is not in use to put the rug on. Then he was able to clean it really well using cleaning supplies and the hose on full force, and it dried in the sun.
Readers, I'm hoping you haven't had to clean up anything gross lately!