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For Father's Day this year we got Paul this extraterrestrial ecomposter.
We used to have a compost bin that Paul built.
Then it fell apart.
So we were overdue for a new one.
Ratings on this were slightly negative because it was a real pita to put together.
But I knew the family handyman couldn't be thwarted by assembly.
Sure enough, it took a little time but he had no trouble constructing our ecomposter.
Now I figure next time Pierce throws a tantrum I can just beam him up through our backyard compost bin.